The majority of people label their obsessions as "unhealthy"... but when it's a new pair of sneakers that you've been coveting since mid-winter, then no way in hell is it unhealthy. Before you start making wrong judgements and assumptions about these fab. kicks I'll explain to you the incredible fashion sensation that has overtaken, well... myself. There really isn't that much to explain besides that sneakers are far from manly and athletic looking. They're hard-core accessories that can transform any boring outfit into mouth-watering style. That probably made no sense and it probably also sounded really stupid. I'm so sorry. I HAVE HAD THE WORST FREAKING MENTAL BLOCK FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS. I have a dozen half written blog entries saved in my drafts from the last 48 hours. It's maddening and they all turned out really lame, so I started over and then that one ended up turning into a nightmare and so on. It's July- my brain's dysfunctional. Blah blah blah. I won't bore you with my troubles. Anyway back to the phenomenon of sneakers: Sneakers are kick-ass and hawttt. A jamming pair of tennis shoes paired with an electrifying cocktail dress looks is an ensemble that would add a little bit of sanity to this absurd world. AHHH! I just had thee greatest mental image; a hoard of confident, intimidatingly powerful and attractive women who possess that sort of "vampire-y" beauty all clad in Alexander McQueen (RIP) cocktail dresses from his resort 2009 collection. (One of his most refined, but absolutely positively incredible collections. It had a taste of the 1920's, my favorite fashion era.) I believe Mr. McQueen intended the theme to be partying classic Hollywood style. I cannot explain my adoration for that man enough. OhmyDAMN. I got off topic...! Anyway, these are the magnificent dresses in their entirety. Curse my fabulously unrealistic daydreams.


And at LAST. My sneakers. They're vintage looking slip on VANS. The laces on the front and the crease marks are all printed on. These are seriously the SHIT.

I will be posting more once I regain a decent sense of how to write something that might actually entertain people.
Bye! ♔♕
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